16 WAYS IN WHICH MY LIFE DOES NOT SUCK

Looking on the side of life that has a lot of light on it.
  1. I'm not dead.
  2. I have never chopped off a finger or a toe.
  3. I'm not bald.
  4. I'm not suffering malnutrition.
  5. I don't have to do my laundry in a river.
  6. I'm not alone.
  7. I have two eyes.
  8. I know how to read.
  9. I can hear music.
  10. I have access to clean water.
  11. I don't have frostbite.
  12. I haven't shit my pants in a very long time.
  13. I still have most of my own teeth.
  14. Bacon.
  15. Cupcakes.
  16. The rest of this list could just be types of food.