TWO TRUTHS, ONE LIE: EMBARRASSING THINGS I OWN

  1. 4 pairs of toe socks with grips on the bottom...and matching fingerless gloves.
  2. A plush toy cow in the shape of the Eiffel Tower that one of my friends brought back for me from Paris. It really looks more like a penis though.
  3. A binder full of Pokemon cards. A painful reminder of what a nerd I was in middle school.