TWO TRUTHS, ONE LIE: EMBARRASSING THINGS I OWN
- •4 pairs of toe socks with grips on the bottom...and matching fingerless gloves.
- •A plush toy cow in the shape of the Eiffel Tower that one of my friends brought back for me from Paris. It really looks more like a penis though.
- •A binder full of Pokemon cards. A painful reminder of what a nerd I was in middle school.