Inspired by @val_ker
  1. my dog falling in love with her christmas present, a chewbacca stuffed animal
    she has promptly torn off the legs and arms of the toy but is accepting it as her baby
  2. the bachelor premiere
    yes, I am trash
  3. my grandmother sending me an email to tell me the move into her nursing home is smooth and she's "still learning how to use the new computer system (my uncle) got for her"
  4. hot fuss by the killers
  5. going to sleep at night