Fall Out Boy Lyrics for Everyday Life and How to Use Them

  1. "where is your boy tonight?" -grand theft autumn
    for when you see an ex-partner in public alone and you ask them where their new man is but in reality you know where their boyfriend is because he's in your basement
  2. "cause everyone deserves the flame" -champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends
    for when you're damning your enemies to hell
  3. "do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby?" -young volcanoes
    with no comma between "beautiful" and "baby" this can be used to offer up your firstborn child to be held and felt by another person
  4. "but I don't know much about classic cars" -america's suitehearts
    for when your grandfather is trying to get you to go to an antique car show with him but you just want to stay home and cook eggs
  5. "my mouth moves too fast for you to figure it out" -XO
    for when somebody sees you mouthing words at them from across the room and they're trying to interpret what you're saying but you're really just chanting to lucifer
  6. "You look so good in blue." -- Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner
    For when you're called to the morgue to ID the corpse of your ex who cheated on you
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  7. "I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive, now I only waste it dreaming of you." from Of All the Gin Joints in All the World
    Used when eating a hot dog
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  8. "I don't blame you for being you but you can't blame me for hating it." -A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me
    For when you're thinking about Kylie Jenner
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  9. "Sometimes I Just Want to Know What It's Like to Be You" -- Of All the Gin Joints in All the World
    For when you cast a body-switching spell on yourself and your nemesis and dump their significant other, quit their job, and give their dog to a nice family in the next state
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  10. "I've got a sunset in my veins" -- Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year
    For when you try and shoot up orange and pink acrylic paint instead of heroin and then you die
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  11. "Light a match to leave me be."
    For when you fart
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  12. "Take our tears and put them on ice" -Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year
    For when you're a white person complaining about how you've experienced reverse racism
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  13. "My insides are copper, I'd kill to make them gold." Sending Postcards From a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here)
    For when you're not above selling your soul
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  14. "Feeling borrowed, always blue" I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got was This Stupid Song Written About Me
    For when you're a library book about lapis lazuli
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  15. "You were the last good thing about this part of town." ~Grand Theft Autumn
    For when the Chipotle closes for e.coli
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman