Getting My Hair Done
- •arrive ready and excited to get a haircut
- •talk to the old friendly guy at the salon that handles everything and knows all about hair
- •make casual conversation with him
- •he jokes "so did you get your boyfriends permission slip signed to get a haircut?"
- •me, a single troll: "actually? I'm an independent person but if being in a relationship requires a human to get another humans permission to cut their hair I don't think I'm interested"
- •he chuckles uncomfortably "oh haha okay"