1. arrive ready and excited to get a haircut
  2. talk to the old friendly guy at the salon that handles everything and knows all about hair
  3. make casual conversation with him
  4. he jokes "so did you get your boyfriends permission slip signed to get a haircut?"
  5. me, a single troll: "actually? I'm an independent person but if being in a relationship requires a human to get another humans permission to cut their hair I don't think I'm interested"
  6. he chuckles uncomfortably "oh haha okay"