how to make u a quesadilla
I've just had this on my mind all week
- •put on a warm hoodie and march ur cute self into the kitchen
- •get u a pan w/ a tortilla and cheese and butter. also get some steak if you have any because that's always good.
- •put all the butter ever created on the planet into said pan. melt all butter ever created and spread around.
- •slap one of ur tortillas on there
- •dump a truckload of cheese on it. I'm not exaggerating. an actual truck full of cheese *CHEDDAR*
- •slap another one of ur tortillas on there buddy
- •have some lemonade&sweet tea over ice. pour it in a cup. watch ur quesadilla.
- •get u a spatula
- •use the spatula like a fly swatter. smack the quesadilla over and over again. my neck, my back-
- •flip it over. repeat smacking. hit it good. it's been a naughty tortilla.
- •it's ready! congrats!
- •put it on a cute plate. slice into eighths.
- •use a rly small separate bowl to stir together salsa and a dollop of sour cream. whip it good.
- •you did it way to go