If You Wanna Be My Lover, You Gotta Get With the Fact That I Do These Things Daily

what
  1. yelling
  2. promoting bee activism
  3. laying on the ground
  4. threatening to do a back handspring when I DEFINITELY DO NOT KNOW HOW
  5. hitting my head against my piano
  6. wiping tears off of my math work
  7. groaning. like for a full hour.
  8. speaking to my dog in a normal time and telling her about my day
  9. eating my shoes
  10. !!!!!!!!!!