My Life in Twenty Years, Based on How Things Are Going Now
- •home sweet home in this trash can!
- •all grown up and settled down w/ a sugar daddy I mean husband
- •I'm never getting a job so I'll be a stay at home mom except with no kids probably just a dog that looks like this
- •at night I make a nutritious meal when my sugar daddy I mean husband gets home from his job as a CEO of a company (we eat it raw because I don't know how to cook)
- •sometimes I hang out with my friends during the day
- •when my sugar daddy I mean husband wants to go out I dress up real nice
- •and yes based on how things are going right now this is how it's going to work