My Life in Twenty Years, Based on How Things Are Going Now

  1. home sweet home in this trash can!
  2. all grown up and settled down w/ a sugar daddy I mean husband
  3. I'm never getting a job so I'll be a stay at home mom except with no kids probably just a dog that looks like this
  4. at night I make a nutritious meal when my sugar daddy I mean husband gets home from his job as a CEO of a company (we eat it raw because I don't know how to cook)
  5. sometimes I hang out with my friends during the day
  6. when my sugar daddy I mean husband wants to go out I dress up real nice
  7. and yes based on how things are going right now this is how it's going to work