1. wonder if I'm actually alive or if this is just some universal joke in my head and I am actually a small cactus
  2. procrastinate on anything related to school
  3. complain about not being near my dog
  4. wake up saying "I'm going to do ____ today" and not get it done
  5. threaten to drop out of school
  6. mentally pronounce the abbreviation for the president (POTUS) as "POE-tuss" before realizing what it means
  7. leave a full delicious cup of tea on the counter when I leave the house because I forget about it