Tips for Getting Out of Bed in the Cold Weather
I feel like I make repetitive slightly varying copies of this list too often but it just reflects how I feel
- •start by setting your alarm a bit earlier. this gives you time to lay in the darkness of your room and cry quietly beneath the blankets
- •once it's time to wake up, don't get out of bed. spend an extra ten minutes wallowing in your own sadness and filth. cry only if you need to.
- •now you have to get up. when you get dressed, use layers of warm clothing. wear it all inside out, as this will serve as a sign to those around you that you're in an extremely fragile state
- •brush your teeth with warm water to keep those teethies warm. chuck your toothbrush against the fucking wall.