Reasons I am a Terrible Wife

  1. I ate all of the dumplings out of the chicken and dumpling soup.
    They were delish!
  2. I am a whiny baby when sick
    I need cuddles. And maybe some water...could I have a blanket.
  3. I sneak foods he does not like into our dinners because I like them.
    On the bright side, he likes mushrooms now and only complains on the third day in a row of eggplant.
  4. He is really cute when frustrated.
    Like super hot. Clearly frustrating him is important for our sex life.
  5. I could not remember his fav. Cereal
    But I knew it was something boring, so I got him cornflakes. Turns out he hates cornflakes. His favorite cereal is Raisin Bran.