Reasons I am a Terrible Wife
- •I ate all of the dumplings out of the chicken and dumpling soup.They were delish!
- •I am a whiny baby when sickI need cuddles. And maybe some water...could I have a blanket.
- •I sneak foods he does not like into our dinners because I like them.On the bright side, he likes mushrooms now and only complains on the third day in a row of eggplant.
- •He is really cute when frustrated.Like super hot. Clearly frustrating him is important for our sex life.
- •I could not remember his fav. CerealBut I knew it was something boring, so I got him cornflakes. Turns out he hates cornflakes. His favorite cereal is Raisin Bran.