Things my dog did while I was at the bar
- •Broke out of his kennel
- •Pooped on the rug
- •Broke into the kitchen
- •Stole all of the freshly baked blueberry scones for the house
- •Turned on the stove
- •Burned the blueberry and peach cobbler scones we set aside for a sick friend
- •Burned and cracked the antique Fiesta ware bowl from the set my in laws got for their wedding.
- •Destroyed a pint of cream and spilled it all over a different rug
- •Seriously hashed our happy chill.