Things my dog did while I was at the bar

  1. Broke out of his kennel
  2. Pooped on the rug
  3. Broke into the kitchen
  4. Stole all of the freshly baked blueberry scones for the house
  5. Turned on the stove
  6. Burned the blueberry and peach cobbler scones we set aside for a sick friend
  7. Burned and cracked the antique Fiesta ware bowl from the set my in laws got for their wedding.
  8. Destroyed a pint of cream and spilled it all over a different rug
  9. Seriously hashed our happy chill.