1. Let him pick the game
    Even though there are a lot of games that are his, he still chooses games like Taboo or Monopoly.
  2. Dump out all pieces
    Extra points if a lot of cards are involved.
  3. Watch him hurricane the pieces
    That means he takes his hands and messes up the game pieces so they go flying all over the house.
  4. Listen to him explain to you how to play
    As he hands you a random card and maybe a game piece. Then he finds the battery operated buzzer/timer and pushes it.
  5. The buzzer goes off, startling him and waking up the sleeping baby
  6. Game over.