ARGUMENTS I HAVE RECENTLY GOTTEN IN THAT ARE TOTALLY ASININE BUT INFURIATINGLY HAUNTING

  1. The correct use of the word conduit
    It is NOT a verb.
  2. What the original Nintendo cheat code was
    Up up down down left right left right B A start.
  3. Whether or not I pay too much attention to my cell phone
    I don't.
  4. The true meaning of Christmas
    Capitalism and presents.
  5. Where Amsterdam is located
    Still geographically skeptical on this one despite the existence of maps.
  6. Referring to peelable rods of cheese as cheese sticks vs string cheese
    Either is acceptable because this is America.
  7. Whether or not soap can get dirty
    V. philosophical debate that lasted fifteen actual minutes and called on many hypotheticals including but not limited to poop covered soap.