EIGHT TELL TALE SIGNS THAT I AM NOT AN ADULT

I'm just a tall child holding a beer having a conversation I don't understand.
  1. I do not know how to shave my kneecaps.
  2. I currently have a tan line from a temporary tattoo.
  3. I still get nervous when bouncers ask for my ID even though I'm far past twenty one.
  4. My cat threw up on my floor and I yelled at her even though she is a cat and can't help herself.
  5. When my car battery dies my first action is not to call Triple A but to start sobbing uncontrollably and phone my dad.
  6. I refuse to make my own doctors appointments.
  7. When left to cook for myself I eat candy.
  8. The other day I purchased a boogie board with my credit card because I NEEDED it