1. Is everyone around me just pretending they like me slash only just barely tolerating my existence because I'm wildly annoying on a fundamental level OR am I a social KwEeN
  2. How many cheese sticks is too many cheese sticks to eat in a one hour time span
  3. When am I going to move out of my parents house
  4. Do I have enough money to survive and also purchase discount boots from Amazon
  5. Can I still get away with using my college ID for discounts even though I graduated three years ago
  6. Why am I not getting IDed in general anymore
  7. Did smoking cigarettes give me wrinkles thus causing me to look old AF
  8. Why are anti aging creams so pricey
  9. Am I having enough fun