TYPES OF PEOPLE ON MY COMMUTER BUS THIS MORNING
- •A woman of about fifty or sixty who is pretending to be dead so she can sit solo in a two seat row.
- •Man wearing full suit reading Water For Elephants
- •At least three twenty something females with airplane checkable sized eye bags from being awake at the crack of asshole after what was probably a night of just one too many glasses of wineI am one of the three.
- •Large African American woman reading a gilded edge Bible and humming affirmatively to herself.
- •Blonde woman daringly applying mascara as we hurtle down the turnpike at eighty plus miles per hour
- •Bald guy WITH AN ACTUAL PINKY RING who is sitting next to me typing emails on his iPhone in size extra large font to a person I believe to be his assistant.I hope Darryl scans those PPS reports because this guy does not seem like he's messing around.