THINGS I HAVE ACQUIRED/MAYBE STOLEN WHILST DRUNK

Don't judge me U fckr.
  1. Hip White Panasonic over ear headphones from a table at McDonald's
    THEY WERE STILL FUNCTIONING WHY DID SOMEONE LEAVE THEM?!?!? (I came to my senses and threw them out the following morning. Mostly cause I just bought Marshall headphones and am 2 into them to betray them w/ McDonald panasonics)
  2. Half full beers left on a table
    (They were modef abandoned) DONT PPL KNOW HOW MUCH A PINT COSTS IN PARIS?!? DO I CARE ABOUT GETTING ROOFIED?!? APPARENTLY NOT
  3. Abandoned Abercrombie denim jacket from house party
    A) who even buys shit from Abercrombie anymore. B) I cut the sleeves off and made it look kewl/sleeves were too tight and cut off blood circulation anyways. Y EVERYTHING IN NEGATIVE SIZES ABERCROMBIE??? C) U snooze u lose. Ps it looks gr8 on me
  4. Woolrich jacket
    WHO LEAVES THEIR WOOLRICH JACKET IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD IN AN OUTDOOR PARTY?! (U deserve to have that shit stolen. Ps it looks gr8 on me)
  5. Soap
    Saved myself from buying soap for the next month. HOLLAH
  6. Your lighter
    I don't even smoke anymore.
  7. Underwear from Victoria's Secret
    Idk was kinda drunk and passed a vickys, one can always use more underwear. (Fuk big cooperations. Ps they look GR8 on me)