THINGS I HAVE ACQUIRED/MAYBE STOLEN WHILST DRUNK
Don't judge me U fckr.
- •Hip White Panasonic over ear headphones from a table at McDonald'sTHEY WERE STILL FUNCTIONING WHY DID SOMEONE LEAVE THEM?!?!? (I came to my senses and threw them out the following morning. Mostly cause I just bought Marshall headphones and am 2 into them to betray them w/ McDonald panasonics)
- •Half full beers left on a table(They were modef abandoned) DONT PPL KNOW HOW MUCH A PINT COSTS IN PARIS?!? DO I CARE ABOUT GETTING ROOFIED?!? APPARENTLY NOT
- •Abandoned Abercrombie denim jacket from house partyA) who even buys shit from Abercrombie anymore. B) I cut the sleeves off and made it look kewl/sleeves were too tight and cut off blood circulation anyways. Y EVERYTHING IN NEGATIVE SIZES ABERCROMBIE??? C) U snooze u lose. Ps it looks gr8 on me
- •Woolrich jacketWHO LEAVES THEIR WOOLRICH JACKET IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD IN AN OUTDOOR PARTY?! (U deserve to have that shit stolen. Ps it looks gr8 on me)
- •SoapSaved myself from buying soap for the next month. HOLLAH
- •Your lighterI don't even smoke anymore.
- •Underwear from Victoria's SecretIdk was kinda drunk and passed a vickys, one can always use more underwear. (Fuk big cooperations. Ps they look GR8 on me)