THINGS I HAVE COME TO REGRET IN THE PAST 3 HOURS

  1. Talking to my ex boyfriend
  2. Regretting talking to my ex boyfriend
  3. Eating portions for 3 for dinner
  4. Eating a bowl of pudding 10 min. after complaining about death by food
  5. Opening an elite daily article. FUCK U ELITE DAILY, U R USELESS
  6. Not getting crunky despite not having morning obligations
  7. Saying crunky
  8. Getting into bed before peeing while knowing I would have to pee in .5 seconds.