CHRISTMAS MOVIES ARE BETTER IN THE SUMMER.

I hold these truths to be self-evident.
  1. OK so Christmas movies take place in this magical world where people are nice and you tell people you love them and it's always showing but you never have to shovel it.
  2. It's amazing, like this nostalgic fantasy.
  3. Like your life but a little shinier.
  4. But in December, you're more conscious of how different that is from your real life.
  5. The gap between reality and the film (or TV show or whatever).
  6. But in the summer!!!!
  7. You can idealize Christmas all you want.
  8. When it's 95 and humid and you want to die and you put on Love Actually
  9. It's fucking perfect
  10. It's this little reminder that summer ends, that happiness exists, that one day soon you'll wear sweaters.
  11. Seize the day! Watch Christmas shit out of season!