DISNEY PRINCESSES RANKED BY HOW RELATABLE I FIND THEM

  1. 14.
    Snow White
    Dumb boring soprano. Yawn.
  2. 13.
    Sleeping Beauty
    I do like sleep, but that's where it ends.
  3. 12.
    Cinderella
    Chores suck man
  4. 11.
    Elsa
    I have never successfully kept my emotions in or let anything go so. We both have good taste in dresses though.
  5. 10.
    Ariel
    We're both easily impressed by useless men. But I never would have given up my voice for one.
  6. 9.
    Tiana
    ~career driven~ honestly I wish I were more like Tiana
  7. 8.
    Megora
    I know this man is a bad idea and I'm going to pursue him anyway
  8. 7.
    Jasmine
    Does what she wants, everyone else can fuck off
  9. 6.
    Pocahontas
    I DO WHAT I WANT, PARENTS. I don't really do nature though.
  10. 5.
    Mulan
    I DO WHAT I WANT, PARENTS. I would probably have died in the war though.
  11. 4.
    Belle
    BOOKS and MEN WHO ARE RUDE TO ME are two of my favorite things.
  12. 3.
    Merida
    Lack of love interest
  13. 2.
    Anna
    Hello I'm so awkward I could die
  14. 1.
    Rapunzel
    WHEN WILL MY LIIIIFE BEGIN.