FRIENDING MY CRUSH ON FACEBOOK: A PRO-CON LIST

  1. Pro: he'll realize I like him.
  2. Con: he'll realize I like him.
  3. Pro: I can creep.
  4. Con: I will creep too much.
  5. Pro: it'll say "hey, we're friends, right?"
  6. Con: he doesn't accept.
  7. Con: he doesn't accept and I die.
  8. Pro: if I'm dead I don't have to worry about talking to boys anymore.
  9. Con: he sees photos of me from high school, like when I played Aunt Eller in Oklahoma!
  10. Pro: I'm much cuter now. Maybe he'll be impressed by the difference?
  11. Con: I'm blushing just thinking about it.