Matt McGorry can suck it.
  1. Cicero
    Died for the cause. Nothing hotter.
  2. Jesus
    OG hipster who hung out with prostitutes and ALSO died for the cause
  3. St. Peter
    The OG Young Pope
  4. Perchik
    Actually not a historical person because he's a fictional character from Fiddler on the roof but that's a historical drama so it counts. Perchik just wants to help liberate you via dance and communism.
  5. Marx
    He just give me that look
  6. Alexander Hamilton
    I don't have to explain this, right?
  7. Ulysses S Grant
    The architect of reconstruction! What's more woke than that