Matt McGorry can suck it.
  1. Cicero
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    Died for the cause. Nothing hotter.
  2. Jesus
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    OG hipster who hung out with prostitutes and ALSO died for the cause
  3. St. Peter
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    The OG Young Pope
  4. Perchik
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    Actually not a historical person because he's a fictional character from Fiddler on the roof but that's a historical drama so it counts. Perchik just wants to help liberate you via dance and communism.
  5. Marx
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    He just give me that look
  6. Alexander Hamilton
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    I don't have to explain this, right?
  7. Ulysses S Grant
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    The architect of reconstruction! What's more woke than that