IF THEY MADE AN AMERICAN "LOVE ACTUALLY," I WOULD CAST...

Alright so obviously America has tried this with He's Just Not That Into You (the least bad one), Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Mother's Day. But pretend hypothetically America could make an ensemble Christmas romcom that didn't suck. This is who I'd want in it.
  1. Tom Hanks
    The only thing that can fix this broken world is a Tom Hanks Christmas rom com.
  2. Anthony Mackie
    Adorbs.
  3. Oscar Isaac
    Now picture him in a Santa hat.
  4. Gina Rodriguez
    Gina is the definition of holiday spirit. Look it up. I'll wait.
  5. Mindy and Beej
    THIS IS THE PHOTO THAT COMES UP WHEN YOU SEARCH "MINDY AND BEEJ" IN THIS APP TELL ME ITS NOT DESTINY THAT THEY'RE IN A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
  6. Meryl Streep
    The closest thing America has to Emma Thompson.
  7. Paige from The Americans
    These movies always need a kid plot and she's my favorite tv kid.
  8. Retta
    Just put Retta in everything thanks.
  9. Amber Tamblyn
    Honestly she should just be in more stuff.
  10. Phoebe and Jessica
    Listen I haven't given any thought to what the plot of this movie would be besides CHRISTMAS LOVE but it's my movie so I can just put in whoever I want.
  11. Those kids from Moonrise Kingdom
    For the kid plot
  12. Jason Schwartzman
    He can have the Mr. Bean role.
  13. Adam Pally
    Ok maybe he has some sort of Hanukkah themed plot where he realizes he loves Mindy's character. Adam and Mindy just have such good chemistry and also more things should be about Hanukkah.
  14. Robert Downey Jr
    Needs to do more rom coms. Would be the curmudgeon who eventually comes around to Christmas
  15. Constance Wu
    As the Hugh Grant.
  16. Me
    As Tom Hanks' best friend