JOBS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE, RANKED BY HOW MUCH I'D LIKE TO DO THEM

  1. 17.
    Moisture Farmer
    This is a scam. You're scamming yourself.
  2. 16.
    Stormtrooper
    Hell no! Does that armor protect anyone from anything? And then you get yelled at? Swerve
  3. 15.
    Queen Decoy
    Guaranteed way to get killed
  4. 14.
    Viceroy
    Jesus Christ what did they do besides complain about trade
  5. 13.
    Racist store owner
    Who the fuck goes to a diner in Star Wars? And then there was that slave owner guy with Anakin, don't get me started
  6. 12.
    Leader of massive crime syndicate
    Nope
  7. 11.
    Person who works for massive crime syndicate
    Nope
  8. 10.
    Bounty Hunter
    Seems glamorous, but probably lonely and certainly dangerous
  9. 9.
    Cargo ship pilot
    Less dangerous but you still work for fascists so
  10. 8.
    Miscellaneous criminal
    Star Wars has a vibrant criminal underworld and it seems fun if you avoid working for Jabba. This is what Lando was, right?
  11. 7.
    Whatever this guy's job was. Temple defenders?
    I AM WITH THE FORCE AND THE FORCE IS WITH ME.
  12. 6.
    Senator
    More or less stressful/important depending on the time. But cool if you have a backbone.
  13. 5.
    Smuggler
    Han makes it look good but I need stability.
  14. 4.
    Jedi
    In the prequels you're in this bloated organization and in the others there's so much pressure on you! But still. You're a Jedi.
  15. 3.
    Princess
    Icon. Nothing better except:
  16. 2.
    General
    LET'S GO.
  17. 1.
    Rebel Pilot
    Listen you're probably gonna die but HOLY SHIT what a fun time this is gonna be until then. Yahoo!!!