ME BY THE NUMBERS

Greatly inspired by @roaringsoftly and her vulnerability āœŠšŸ»
  1. ā€¢
    Age: 23.5
    Thursday was my half birthday yo
  2. ā€¢
    Height: 5'8", ish
    Rounding up šŸ™ƒ
  3. ā€¢
    Number of people I saw post their weight and I was jealous that they would publicly share that: all of them
  4. ā€¢
    Number of diets I've been on: at least four?
  5. ā€¢
    Number of times in high school I decided to just stop eating food: at least three?
    One time I just ate rice for three days. One time I just stayed in my room all day reading Harry Potter so I wouldn't eat. That's the real reason I've read the 6th Harry Potter book more than any other.
  6. ā€¢
    Number of times I thought my inability to not eat was a personal failing: at least three?
  7. ā€¢
    Number of times someone explicitly asked me why I was still fat if I'm a vegetarian: 1
  8. ā€¢
    Number of times that has clearly been the subtext of a "wow, you don't eat meat?" Comment: a billion
  9. ā€¢
    Number of times my mom has told me to suck it in: a bajillion
  10. ā€¢
    Age I decided I was fat: 8
  11. ā€¢
    Age I was when I finally started to love my fat body: 18
    Thank God
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    How long it will be until I perfectly do that: forever?
    But that's ok. I try.
  13. ā€¢
    Number of jobs I've applied for since December: at least 30?
    Someone hire me to do something please
  14. ā€¢
    Number of boys I've kissed who came out of the closet soon after: 3
  15. ā€¢
    Number of boys I've kissed: 6
  16. ā€¢
    Number of comedy sketches I've revised today: 2
  17. ā€¢
    Number of times I've seen The Force Awakens: 2
  18. ā€¢
    Number of times I've screamed at Marco Rubio during republican debates: at least 10
  19. ā€¢
    Number of chambray shirt I own: 3
    And I bought another one today
  20. ā€¢
    Number of times I've seen the Casino Night episode of The Office: 10-ish
  21. ā€¢
    Number of times I did not give a hardcore number in a list ostensibly about numbers: 9
    Oops