MONTHS OF THE YEAR, RANKED

(Obviously this is based on New York weather)
  1. 12.
    August
    FUCK AUGUST. it's too hot, no one is ever home, everyone is over summer but for some reason it won't end.
  2. 11.
    July
    Basically August but sooner. The humidity smh
  3. 10.
    January
    Very grey
  4. 9.
    March
    Also grey. You wish it were spring already but winter just won't let go.
  5. 8.
    February
    At least there's candy. Also I feel like sometimes February is weirdly warm?
  6. 7.
    June
    Already too warm, but more bearable than the rest of summer. Also, summer hasn't lost its novelty yet.
  7. 6.
    May
    Again, can be too hot, but at least the first half is usually nice.
  8. 5.
    November
    Thanksgiving is the best holiday. November is at its best when it still had fall weather, and sadly it's usually too cold.
  9. 4.
    September
    September has the opposite problem, that it takes too long to cool down, but once it does, pure bliss.
  10. 3.
    December
    CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS.
  11. 2.
    April
    Best weather, flowers finally, April in New York is basically magic.
  12. 1.
    October
    OCTOBER IS ACTUALLY MAGIC. best weather, sweaters, chai tea, pumpkin everything, mini candy bars, playoff baseball, GOD BLESS THIS SACRED MONTH.