From someone who has watched three episodes
  1. That Lulu would like date Kirk this long
  2. That Luke would buy a fitted hat
  3. That Lane wouldn't consider having an abortion
  4. That Lane wouldn't give sex another try
  5. That anyone thinks Zach is a good husband
  6. That no one notices how miserable Lorelai is
  7. That anyone would be happy Lorelai and Christopher are dating
  8. That Luke has never been to Target????