OBJECTIFYING THE MEN OF THE FORCE AWAKENS, SANS SPOILERS

Spoiler free, I promise
  1. Han Solo is old but still kind of hot which made me feel a little weird but like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ can't deny the truth
  2. Finn is so fucking cute wow I love him so much
  3. Poe Dameron is a babe
    Dumb name tho
  4. I sort of think Adam Driver is hotter as Kylo Ren than he is on GIRLS oops?
  5. Bill Weasley is normally so cute and he looks so weird in this movie, very disappointed. Though I guess I shouldn't find evil guys hot.
    I can't find a picture of this but believe me guys
  6. I'm afraid that anything I say about Luke will be construed as a spoiler oops
  7. Chewie remains 😏