Inspired by a question PJ Vogt asked on Twitter
  1. Chris Christie
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    I have this wonderful image in my head when Christie challenges Bruce Springsteen to a duel for talking shit, but he can't bring himself to shoot because he loves Bruce so much
  2. Joe Biden
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    Honestly I'm surprised he never challenged Boehner to one
  3. Rudy Giuliani
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    What a schmuck
  4. Lindsey Graham
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    Honestly he's probably dueled someone
  5. Bernie Sanders
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    Bernie would be challenged and act like he didn't want to, but would actually be pretty psyhed
  6. Sarah Palin
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    Probably would have never become a politician because she would have died much earlier
  7. John Kerry
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    You can't tell me his Massachusetts blue blooded-ness wouldn't make him want to duel
  8. Newt Gingrich
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    With a name like that how could you not
  9. George W Bush
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    Obviously