REASONS PRINCE HARRY SHOULD MARRY ME
It's time to settle down brah. This is only the tip of the iceberg of reasons, hit me up to hear more Harry 😘
- •I'm adorable.
- •I look great in a pencil skirt.
- •My grandma is honestly already yelling at me to wear nude panty hose so I'd adjust pretty quickly.
- •I wrote my undergrad thesis about media perceptions of the monarchy so I'm super prepared for this.
- •I'm pretty funny but not too funny.
- •There are no nude photos of me on the Internet.
- •I've never had anything that could be described even loosely as a scandal.
- •I'm Catholic but Anglicanism is basically Catholicism so we can work it out.
- •Marrying an American is on brand for your rebellious nature.
- •I think Kate and I would get along really well. Ditto Will.
- •I've wanted to wear more hats lately.
- •I have recently realized my type is tall, awkward, and ginger, and you're basically the epitome of this.