REASONS TO DATE ME

  1. I will rant to you about the Hunger Games for hours.
    Ditto Harry Potter. And Captain America. And The Office. And feminism. And...
  2. I can bake some good shit.
    I prefer cookies though.
  3. I appreciate some good wine and cheese.
    Or bad wine and cheese. I'm easy to please, is what I'm getting at.
  4. I'm a hit with moms.
    I hope your mom loves "Castle." She probably does. Moms love Castle.
  5. I have Netflix, Hulu Plus, AND Amazon Prime.
    Well it's my brother's Hulu Plus but I know the password.
  6. I'm nice?