SELFIES I TOOK AT WARBY PARKER
Including that time I tried to convince myself I liked the clear plastic ones, but I clearly don't.
- •My discomfort at this exercise becomes clearer.
- •What does my face normally look like?
- •I'm really feeling awkward now.
- •Trying to like these so badly.
- •These again.
- •I don't remember how to make a normal face anymore.
- •Actual front runner.
- •Are these the same as those other ones? Everything is blurring together.
- •Maybe the Mets can make me like these.
- •Nope. Not even the Mets.