I wrote this title as a joke but actually this is really hard???
  1. 4.
    Chris Hemsworth
    Objectively the most boring Chris, sorry. His part on Star Trek is forever iconic for me though, and he does seem nice and fun.
  2. 3.
    Chris Pratt
    Ok I think if he was still chubby he would be higher, but I miss goofy Chris Pratt. Jurassic Park Pratt is not a Pratt we needed.
  3. 2.
    Chris Pine
    I'm very excited for him to play a hot dad in A Wrinkle in Time. Hopefully he'll have the beard. Also he was so good on Into the Woods! He might be the most talented Chris?
  4. 1.
    Chris Evans
    I'm biased, what can i say?