WAYS I WOULD LIKE TO (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NEVER WILL) BE DESCRIBED

Inspired by @heatherv
  1. Mysterious
    Just read one of my lists and you already know too much about me.
  2. Athletic
    I would have loved being a varsity softball player. I definitely was not.
  3. Aloof
    I am very loof.
  4. Concise
    Once I wrote my friend a 1000+ word email about the Mets. It included multiple references to Drake songs.
  5. Carefree
    But my most popular lists are about my anxiety, so at least it's working for me?