1. "Wanna hear a joke? Hillary Clinton."
  2. "Wanna know what little Ms. Barack Obama said?"
  3. (About girl meets world) "Cory starts all his lessons with Belgium 1831 and it always gets interrupted with a life lesson. We need to know about Belgium 1831.
  4. (About Chronicles of Narnia) "the effects are like from 2015 but it was made way before then. It's crazy man."
  5. "Hey wifi, you good?"