Weird Things I Did as a Child

  1. Ate a cigarette when I was 3.
  2. Climbed on the kitchen counter and managed to swing from a cabinet door.
  3. Ate fish food.
  4. Ate dog food.
  5. Ate a bracelet.
  6. Ate coins.
  7. Somehow I'm still alive from all the things I digested.
  8. After seeing the episode of spongebob where they put jelly on the Krabby patty, I then put jelly on a hamburger. I didn't know how I felt about it then and I'm still conflicted.