Weird Things I Did as a Child
- •Ate a cigarette when I was 3.
- •Climbed on the kitchen counter and managed to swing from a cabinet door.
- •Ate fish food.
- •Ate dog food.
- •Ate a bracelet.
- •Ate coins.
- •Somehow I'm still alive from all the things I digested.
- •After seeing the episode of spongebob where they put jelly on the Krabby patty, I then put jelly on a hamburger. I didn't know how I felt about it then and I'm still conflicted.