Weird Thoughts I Have a Lot
- •When I hear a loud noise I automatically want to say "bless you" and I have to stop myself from saying it.
- •What if I'm actually insane and I'm doing the opposite of what I think I'm doing?
- •One day we will all die.
- •I wonder how much clothes I could buy if I filter lowest to highest price.
- •Nope, not as much as I thought.
- •What if I'm in a dream or a coma and none of this is real and I wake up and have a completely different life?
- •I need a cat.