1. When I hear a loud noise I automatically want to say "bless you" and I have to stop myself from saying it.
  2. What if I'm actually insane and I'm doing the opposite of what I think I'm doing?
  3. One day we will all die.
  4. I wonder how much clothes I could buy if I filter lowest to highest price.
  5. Nope, not as much as I thought.
  6. What if I'm in a dream or a coma and none of this is real and I wake up and have a completely different life?
  7. I need a cat.