He was very precocious and VERY @aoscott-y.
  1. I am not having fun!
  2. This movie is too sad!
  3. You said if I didn't like it we could go!
  4. This is too scary for kids!
  5. (Covers left ear) "I'm only going to half-listen!"
  6. With disgust mounting to full on hysteria: "Why do I care about what *GIRLS* think about?"
  7. "This is NOT interesting to me!!!!!!"
  8. "I only got ONE M&M."
  9. "Can I wait in the lobby?"