Best Breakfast Puns

  1. Orange juice glad we did this?
  2. Stop waffling.
  3. Take a sip of water and stop coffee.
  4. Wake and bacon.
  5. Let's sit down and hash brown this out.
  6. That's a whole latte-nergy you got for someone who says she doesn't take her Eggerall on the weekends.
  7. This has been an eggcellent afternoon. So knife to see you guys!
    Suggested by   @hollis
  8. Your ability to make breakfast puns is eggsemplary. It will be hard to ketchup.
    Suggested by   @hollis
  9. Om uh let you guys continue to punish each other. Just don't poach my jokes.
    Suggested by   @fats
  10. Not gonna rye, there ain't muffin wrong with brunch.
    Suggested by   @hollis
  11. Omelette you finish, but that's a whole brunch of puns!
    Suggested by   @EricElkins
  12. don't go bacon my heart.
    Suggested by   @lindsaygelfand