Best Characters of Nightvale, Ranked Arbitrarily

  1. 1. Glow Cloud, d'uh
    ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD!
  2. 21. Jackie Fierro
  3. 5x5. Cecil
  4. 💯. Feral band of dogs
  5. double-plus-ungood. Carlos
  6. 3. Diane Creighton
  7. 🌀.Intern Leland
    Hell yeah @Urbaniak!
  8. 30. Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home
    Yeah Mara Wilson!
  9. -30. Sheriff's band of Secret Police
  10. ⚠️. Dog Park
  11. Zzzzssst. Angels named Erika
  12. 3,000,902. The City Council
  13. ⚡️. The Man in the Tan Jacket
    Emmett? Everett? Evan?!?!
  14. 48 to the power of 3. Cactus Jane
  15. $&@. Hooded figures
  16. The sound of a baby crying forever. Intern Maureen
  17. 🐸.Big Rico
  18. 10. The blob
  19. 2001. John Peters, you know, the farmer.
  20. 1002. Old woman Josie
  21. 🐍. Apache Indian