Best Headlines About Robert Durst Peeing on Candy Last Year

Oh man. Kid in a you-know-what store, right now.
  1. Cross Dressing Killer Robert Durst Freed on Bail After Urinating in CVS
  2. Robert Durst: From Riches to Allegedly Peeing on Candy
  3. Robert Durst fined $500 after urinating on candy at CVS
  4. Eccentric MultiMillionaire Urinated on Candy at CVS
  5. This Guy Is Probably the Only Cross-Dressing Assumed Murderer Once Played by Ryan Gosling to Ever Get Arrested for Peeing on Candy at CVS
  6. Robert Durst Really Did Pee in the CVS Cash Register, but Who Cares?
  7. Multimillionaire Robert Durst Urinates On Skittles In CVS