1. Maxine, Being John Malkovich
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    "Here's the thing, Craigy. Even if you had me, you wouldn't have a CLUE what to do with me." Man, she was just really a mean person for no reason! But I remember my dad saying that it was really cute how she smiled after saying the meanest shit, and I guess I decided to take that advice but ignore the smiling part.
  2. Marla Singer, Fight Club
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    I know, I know. Join the (fight) club. But who doesn't secretly wish they could get away with being that hot of a mess?
  3. Rayanne, My So-Called Life
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    So in addition to being mean to guys and looking like shit, I also really wanted to be the world's worst friend. God, what's my damage?
  4. Clementine, Eternal Sunshine
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    Really put the manic in manic pixie dream girl. None of those hair colors worked out well for me, by the way.
  5. Audrey, Twin Peaks
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    Even though my analyst says I'm much more of a Laura....guess I never saw myself as a blonde.
  6. Drusilla, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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    I can see a bunch of you going like, "aw, because it's your name?" Haha, no. No it wasn't, until I moved right before high school and decided "Sara Grant" didn't really reflect my Whedon-Esque sensibilities. (Also, Drew is my middle name. It's not TOTALLY made up.)
  7. Carrie, Carrie
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    To my dismay, nobody was that mean to me in HS and I got my period at 12, so there was no chance for my latent telekinesis to kick in.
  8. Eponine, Les Mis
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    I was so thirsty for dudes I would sometimes wish they'd fall in love with someone else just so I could take a bullet for them and THEN they'd be sorry!!
  9. Fairuza Balk, The Craft
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    Actually managed to manifest a reasonable facsimile to this character, so it all worked out! @doesntmattr
  10. Sorsha, Willow
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    The ultimate. She was like the chick version of Ramsay Bolton and she ruled so fucking hard.
  11. Run, do not walk!
    Suggested by @Aliiice
  12. Darlene, Roseanne
    Suggested by @Aliiice
  13. Sam, Garden State
    Suggested by @suesmith