Cold Open Questions for My Analyst
For some reason when I realized I had an analyst and not a normal therapist I got super thrilled : we (I) can talk about LITERALLY ANYTHING
- •"Do you think Vince Gilligan believes in God?"
- •What do you think my FBI profile would look like if I was still me but also a serial killer?
- •Which of my parents is exaggerating more about the time they (separately) joined a cult?
- •Do you think Manson would have even liked my dad?
- •How young is too young to plan your Grey Gardens phase with a sibling? Is it okay to get really happy about the idea that one day everyone will be dead and your sister has to hang out with you and a raccoon?
- •What musical do you imagine I liked first?
- •Do you imagine my friends being prettier than me when I describe them?
- •Am I famous? I mean, relatively? To like, someone not on SVU for two seconds tonight?
- •Would I be a better lawyer or priest?
- •What job would I have been the best at in an Oregon Trails scenario?
- •Do I seem Jewish?