Irrational Fears About Growth of the List
Take two Xanax and @ me in the morning
- •I will start exercising restraint/ cultivating a persona instead of being real about Ambien texts or whatever.
- •Will have to start playing to the crowd.
- •Will run out of list ideas.
- •My list requests will go ignored.
- •The commenter community will get infiltrated by haters.
- •Pretty girls just taking photos of themselves in listicle form.
- •Those pretty girls getting a billion more followers than me.
- •Market will put a premium on people who can write funny jokes, like on Twitter.