It's Not You, It's This Party

  1. You are allowed to be on your phone.
  2. You are allowed to not be able to sum up yourself.
  3. You are allowed to miss the joke.
  4. You are allowed to repeat the joke, louder and more insistent.
    But...see above.
  5. You are allowed to bond over a TV show.
  6. You are allowed to be visibly nervous.
    Just...not while I'm driving.
  7. You are allowed to be sincere.
  8. You are allowed to be quiet.
  9. You are allowed to go home.
  10. You are allowed to cancel entirely and call up an old friend to watch Veronica Mars.