Me and Liana

An ode to @liana
  1. I hired Liana to be my deputy at Crushable based on our convo at @krucoff's party. She got the job after 10 minutes of talk and I told everyone there. At the end of the night, I was like "Shit, you write, right?"
  2. We busted Myths
  3. And were pandas...
  4. And were generally a VERY attractive couple.
  5. I didn't even care that she was the pretty one.
  6. When she moved to LA it broke my heart.
  7. But I loved her so much it didn't even matter.
  8. We have never fought over a boy, like some predicted.
  9. I don't want to be dramatic, but I remember this Fourth of July as being the last time before I found out she was leaving for good. Look at how happy I am!
  10. I'm Bigfoot's spirit human, which is how we cope with the separation.
  11. We went to Joshua Tree.
  12. We videochat when I'm on Ambien. I made this.
  13. One time we ate the world.
  14. We have a rollercoaster love.
  15. I don't know, dudes. I love her so much and I get to see her on Thursday.