"Meet the Sloths": Best Show Ever?
Airplane TV is like an alternate reality
- •So it's an action show about sloths.
- •You think that's ridiculous?
- •Obviously, you've never met Sloth Scientist, Becky.She's just back from London and already there is a CRISIS at the sloth center!
- •A sloth is stuck in a tree, and if it stays there too long it will get hypothermia.
- •To the slothmobile!
- •Females don't like to be off the dating scene, so after they give birth they go into heat once a month and "want everyone to know about it."
- •So they just SCREAM HORRIFICALLY until another sloth decides to get it on.
- •Today's screamers are Samantha, a screamer, who is such a Samantha!)
- •But it's Darla who has "the most unusual mating scream."
- •"It's the loudest, confides this woman, who I guess we just assume is telling the truth even though she's not been introduced as a sloth guru yet.
- •Between them, they have all the males "on hanky-panky alert."