My Favorite Things About @johnnyartpants
A cool dude clone of me who happens to be my brother-in-law.
- •John Laroche with better teeth.
- •Managed to be the first person outside my family that I felt I could see myself being related to.
- •Jon's wife and HER brother were the second and third.
- •"Cynical in everything except romance" describes every cool Harrison Ford character and this guy.The second time we met he asked me if I believed in true love, but like SUPER-SERIOUSLY. At the time I thought it was a Punk'd thing, but no, he soon moved to the opposite coast to pursue a new relationship. And it went the way we always hope it will (but assume it never will): they now have my baby niece.
- •I'm just gonna get real talk and say he's the funniest person I know.Today at Norma's I did a coffee spit take today when he showed me the drafts of his Lists.
- •On Jon's birthday a bunch of NAVY SEAL pilots he met after skiing wanted to be his best friend. they gave him a medal.Who gets hardware for being the shit?! THIS GUY.
- •@johnnyartpants wants you to get dessert if you want it.He's seen the transformative powers of blueberry kuchan closeup and yet somehow has not gone mad with powered power.
- •We created House of Eggs.
- •And then it was so.
- •Willing to watch another episode.