Signs That Today Is the One Good News Day I'm Going to Hear This Decade

  1. Strawberry frozen yogurt instead of regular yogurt.
  2. The couple next to me were debating the horrific church murders and then the woman goes, "Well, at least something wonderful happened today." Now they are talking about birthdays.
  3. I woke up today and left the house, without coercion.
  4. People crying in street doesn't signal my "end of days" apocalyptic triggers.
  5. Things feel better.
  6. All my high school exes are posting inspirational pics of themselves with their future husbands.